| No, "AI" will never become conscious | An inductive reasoning exercise. |
| Pascal's Yahtxxee | Or why I don't worry about very improbable things. |
| Riddles are bad | Someone had to take a stand. |
| How to respond to criticism | Life advice from a critter with regrets. |
| Let's not romanticize cable TV | Looking back with television-tuned-to-a-dead-channel-colored glasses. |
| When and why did video games become "for children" in the US? | Some history and speculation. |
| The last time I called someone "sir" | Learning a difficult but important lesson. |
| Almost fell into a Well, Actually | Thoughts on fire safety. |
| Who invented the pause button? | Jerry Lawson did. |
| How to clean your glasses | The definitive guide. |
| Mp3s are still good | Streaming sucks, but buying more plastic widgets isn't the only alternative! |
| Why is bowling scored like that? | And how I would fix it. |