Moon Miner 2085

(align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(b4r:"solid")+(b4r-colour:purple)[MOON MINER 2085]] Hello, miner Your job should you choose to accept, it is to mine the moon. There's tons and tons of moon rocks just waiting for a hotshot moon miner like yourself to come and exploit it. We call that white gold where I'm from, pardner. I'm from the moon. Are you ready? [[GIMME THAT DYNAMITE]] [[NO I HATE MONEY]]

How much dynamite do you want to use [[10 TONS]] [[1000 TONS]] [[1000000 TONS]]

You quit your job at the mining company and get a job back on earth (either:"as a librarian", "as a disc jockey", "as an alpaca farmer", "herding cats", "washing bottles", "as a horse thief", "as a janitor", "as a robber baron", "in a fudge factory", "washing windows", "programming computers", "eating worms for the internet", "as a rabble-rouser"). It's not an easy life, but you know you made the right decision when the CEO of Moon Miners is indicted for (either:"blowing up the moon", "counterfeiting moon rocks", "eating his employees", "tax evasion", "crooked dealings", "mining the moon without a license", "setting up an illegal tax shelter on the moon"). You win! [[AGAIN|BEGIN]]

(text-colour:orange)[*POP*!] Nice firecracker, dingus You lose! [[LET ME TRY AGAIN|BEGIN]]

''(text-colour:red)[*BOOM*!]'' You just got (random:100,10000) tons of moon rocks! At current market rates, that's worth about... $(random:0,9).(random:0,99) [[DANG]]

(text-style:"expand","buoy")[''(text-colour:red)[YOU BLOWED UP THE MOON]''] [[HELL YEAH]]

You lose! [[LET ME TRY AGAIN|BEGIN]]

HELL YEAH [[I WANNA DO THAT AGAIN|BEGIN]]